It's Katy, determined to sing more of her song. Like all of us would do when being chased by angry estrogen on wheels. He runs for his life, but suddenly stops to answer his cell phone. Whoa, now the bride dancers have also found some convenient pink bikes, and everybody is riding one, looking all demonic and wobbly, barrelling toward the beau. Obviously nobody lost any sleep over whether this choreography made any sense. Then they all converge on the beau, and Katy sings in his face while the dancers march in a big circle around them, making what looks like rude hand gestures expressing displeasure. While Katy stands in a car, the dancers do some crappy dance moves involving the bats and a lot of finger pointing. They all have really runny mascara and are waving baseball bats in time to the beat. Katy's back in her wedding dress, along with a bunch of backup dancers dressed as brides. Time for the chorus again, and now we're in a garage of some kind. We keep getting close-up shots of Katy's waist. The wedding dress is gone, and she's now decked out in some retro-80's vinyl and metal gear. Where Katy is magically on stage, singing more of the song. Turns out the beau has come upon a concert, and the people in the audience immediately grab him and crowd surf him toward the stage. (There are no signs to indicate where we are, so either the budget was very low or the prop people were drunk again.) She catches up to her beau as he slips in the back door of some building. Katy realizes she's getting nowhere fast in her pinchy high heels, so she steals a pink bike conveniently left near the violated hot dog man. People dressed as food are creepy, and they should be knocked to the ground whenever possible. I don't know what message was intended by this little mishap, but I'm glad it happened. Katy clearly isn't finished with her song, so she has no choice but to chase after him.Īs Katy and the giant bow she is wearing clatters along behind him, the beau turns a corner and slams into a man dressed as a hot dog.
Katy perry hot and cold who is it bout free#
We get to the chorus as the beau breaks free and runs down the aisle, not so much that he's afraid of Katy but more that he wants to get away from old people trying to break dance.
So we go through the whole first part of the song, with Katy dissing the scumbag who was her true beloved just two minutes ago. When it's clear that he's not going to answer, the music finally kicks in and the whole church starts to boogie as Katy breaks out into song. There's a very long pause, reaction shots of concerned people around the church, even the little flower girl is looking at him like, dude, YOUR TURN. Then it's time for her beau to make his commitment. Katy, looking innocent and glowing, says her "I do". But one of the bridesmaids is a drag queen, so I'm thinking things will perk up in a bit. The music hasn't started yet, so we're not yet sure if this is supposed to be arty or if someone forgot to turn the sound on. So we start out at a church wedding, where Katy is about to get married.
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